MAGGIE'S OFFICE XXMAS PARTY

It's the most salacious soirée of the corporate calendar! I'm once again flinging open the doors to my Office XXMas Party, and the HR department is already sweating, possums...

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🍸📈 It's stock exchange madness, possums! Drink prices will crash, surge, and spiral quicker than your Q4 budget review. Buy low, sip high - I hear the best assets are liquid *slow wink*

💦 Water cooler wet t-shirt burlesque & Wall Street aerial performances on the main stage.

💋 Free entry before 11pm if you've pre-registered via my guest list on my website, dolls! After that, even I can't save you from market inflation, possums...

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It's a good thing it takes 3 warnings to get fired, you naughty thing, because I heard you were slapped with your first after last year's festivities...

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𝕩𝕠𝕩𝕠 Maggie 💚

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